SO after about thirty minuets of relaxation while my chauffeur took me from Nunavut to the Big apple. Granted he had to drop me off at the edge of the burbs…at four in the morning. But the weather was pleasant for a early June morning, so the walk was decent.

The city itself proved to be more problematic. Being newly annulled, my face is still everywhere. Taking every back road, alley and hopping a couple of fences. It took me another two hours to get to the Stark Phallus. Then another two of signing legal paperwork. My god, i hate to see what you have to sign for the “morning after” disclosure.

But the creature comforts are something I missed. Not needing to use flint to shave. Shaving in general. Having running water not simultaneously occupied by fish, not to mention it being hot.

Serendipity struck as i needed to bolt across 4 lanes of congested traffic. So I…acquired a bit time from Stark and Parker. I do think that it will be time well spent. I hope.

Dr B. Banner